Personal Metaphors

1. If I were a animal, I would a penguin because I am goofy and adorable.

2. If I were a car, I would be a VW van because they are awesome and weird at the same time.

3. If I were a article of clothing, I would be a hat because hats are cool and I'm pretty cool.

4. If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday because everybody loves me.

5. If I were a food, I would be hot sauce because hot sauce is crazy and I'm pretty crazy.

6. If I were a color, I would be red because red is hot and I'm hot.

7. If I were a movie, I would be the 007 movies because I'm intense.

8. If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of flowers because I am beautiful.

9. If I were a type of building, I would be a hut because they are small.

10. If I were a plant, I would be a tea tree because I'm good for a lot of things.

11. I were a musical instrument, I would be the drums because I have a lot of rhythm.

12. If I were a geometric shape, I would be a circle because I complete everything.

13. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lazy boy because I'm lazy sometimes.

14. If I were a song, I would be Background by Lecrae because I don't go first.

15. If I were a appliance or machinery, I would be a washing machine because I like to cleanse people.

16. If I were a television character, I would be Donald Duck because I am goofy.

17. If I were a season of the year, I would be Summer because everyone loves me.

18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a under water earthquake because I'm pretty rare.

19. If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be Courage the Cowardly Dog because I am goofy but I get done what needs to be done.

20. I were a word, I would be the word eccentric because I'm pretty awesome.